Hello folks! Friends, Family, Strangers, and myself; well, probably myself reading this over and over again. Welcome to the struggle bus. This is going to be a shit show.
Who am I? Well, I’m not sure, that’s part of the reason why I have started this blog. I’ve been told I have an old soul, I’m a little loud, and once someone said I was classy, how rude! I am by no means an expert on anything just a jack of all trades. You too can be like me! And it’s easy to get there! Just google, add some bullshit and luck, and speak honestly from experience.
Why should you keep reading? Boredom, loneliness, seeking a sense of greater purpose in the world? This will not be a lifesaving tool that you need to read every day to survive but I hope it fills a purpose that Facebook cannot. I plan on sharing my vast knowledge on little insignificant things and sharing semi hilarious stories from the bubble I live in. Or I may abandon this in two weeks and your live will move on with a giant void of where this blog used to be.
What do you want to read about? If I have no knowledge on it, I can google it and put something together for your enjoyment. Please engage in what you are reading. But if you start the bullshit, bullying, or belligerent rants, I will bury you.
So, how’s your mom and ‘em? That’s great, now back to me. Isn’t that why people write blogs anyway?
My amazing husband, K, and I have been married for 7 years. One day, if I don’t abandon this blog, I’ll tell you more about our love story. We have three beautiful children, Elwood (wire-haired dachshund), Satchmo (miniature dachshund), and my first child Frankie (Turkish Van Cat).
I love to craft, binging on Netflix, cook my mom’s recipes, drink in the cart while my husband golfs, Snapchat, google the things we question in conversation, and spend time with my friends. I am a foodie, a real foodie not just someone who takes pretty pictures and says they like food. We will talk more on this later. I love red wine and gin. If you see me drinking Jack Daniels watch out, that’s not a good sign. I love UK Basketball, GO CATS!!! Don’t call me a millennial or Bethany, that’s not my name. I’m not simple, but I love this life.
My goal is to post one post a day M-F. Here is my schedule for the first week. Monday – Chemicals, Tuesday – Health, Wednesday – Food, Thursday – Dollar Tree, and Friday – Netflix. Sound interesting? I’m excited about it but I also picked the topics so there is that. Do you get my sense of humor? Run away if you do! Stay if you’re curious how this shit show will unfold!
Thanks for reading! Check me out on Instagram: lilyflagglife